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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 07:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you think cheating is that bad?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the best time for conception?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Russell Wilson: Nothing changes for me with Jaxson Dart here - NBC Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

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They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Then came..

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?