What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 07:20

No go.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the best time for conception?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Russell Wilson: Nothing changes for me with Jaxson Dart here - NBC Sports
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Early AI investor Elad Gil finds his next big bet: AI-powered rollups - TechCrunch
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?